dailytweets:

When you graduate and don’t know what to do with life…

brianna-sama:

wonderytho:

me🌶️irl

That says salsa….

wonderytho:

me irl

brown-lesbian:

Last year, my grandma asked me if I had a boyfriend. And I realized, in that moment, that I’d quite forgotten to come out to Grandma. 

i-am-a-fish:

waxydoll:

i-am-a-fish:

lifescrewsallofus:

i-am-a-fish:

teardropsonthemoon:

i-am-a-fish:

lit-fuccer:

i-am-a-fish:

nervous

GET OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET OUT

more nervous than before

Hey, don’t worry Fish! Just come on out when you’re ready.. And when you do I can supply hugs and sweets UwU

less nervous (back to original state of nervousness)

We’re here for you fish! You can come out whenever you feel safe to, okay? We love you very very much!!

coming out

g… go back in

coming out more

The Seven Shittiest Sins

some-call-me-cupcake:

Greed: I want shit

Envy: I want your shit

Wrath: I’m going to wreck your shit

Lust: I’m into some freaky shit

Gluttony: This is some tasty shit

Sloth: I don’t feel like doing shit

Pride: I am the shit

greatwhiteprivilege:

serbianslayer:

firefoxed:

why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing

match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

im here for this analysis

sour-watermelons:

What the fuck is the universe trying to teach me right now

yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

its-art-dammit:

this is why i can’t fucking introduce kingdom hearts to my friends

nashscribblings:

“Selling out” is when you act counter to your principles, ethics or beliefs in exchange for money.

“Selling out” is not when you get paid for your work.

In the grown-up world, we call that a “job.”

Nitwits.